Surveying the surveys

The best, most informative and relevant survey has just been posted on Language Log. It is well worth copying and pasting:

Do you believe the world has gone survey mad and that nearly all surveys done are a gigantic waste of time?	__ strongly agree __ sort of agree __ utterly undecided __ hardly care __ sort of disagree __ strongly disagree
Do you think surveys asking for people's opinions about the way things are, rather than verifiable things they have done, are an even more extreme form of stupidity, resulting in nonsense like "43% of employees believe managers may be snooping on them" being passed off as news or even social science?	__ strongly agree __ sort of agree __ utterly undecided __ hardly care __ sort of disagree __ strongly disagree

Does it sometimes occur to you to just refuse to do any more surveys until the morons who make them up show some signs of getting their act together?	__ strongly agree __ sort of agree __ utterly undecided __ hardly care __ sort of disagree __ strongly disagree
Do you sometimes suspect certain surveys of having commercial motivations that are not fully disclosed until later?	__ strongly agree __ sort of agree __ utterly undecided __ hardly care __ sort of disagree __ strongly disagree
Is your home fully carpeted throughout with high-quality fitted carpets that you would not want to replace even if one of Language Log's commercial partners was able to offer you an extremely good-value product?	__ strongly agree __ sort of agree __ utterly undecided __ hardly care __ sort of disagree __ strongly disagree
What do you believe are the reasons why the form of the question sometimes has no discernible relation to the selection of possible answers the format provides, when even the most elementary linguistic consideration would immediately highlight the incompatibility?	__ strongly agree __ sort of agree __ utterly undecided __ hardly care __ sort of disagree __ strongly disagree